Here are some actual GCSE answers I found some people can put the weirdest things!

1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and traveled by Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live else where.

2. The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the bible, Guinness's, Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. One of there children , Cain, asked, " Am I my brother's son?"

3. Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread which is bread without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He died before he reached Canada.

4. Solomon had 300 wives and 700 porcupines!

5. The Greeks were highly sculptured people, and without them we wouldn't have history. The Greeks also had myths a myths is a female moth!

6. Actually, Homer was not written by Homer but by another man of that name.

7. Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people advice. They killed him. Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock. After his death, his career suffered a dramatic decline.

8. In the Olympic games, Greeks ran races, jumped, hurled the biscuits and threw the java.

9. Nero was a cruel tyranny who would torture his subjects by plaiting the fiddle to them.

10. Joan of Arc was burnt to a steak and was canonized by Bernard Shaw. Finally Magna Carta provided that no man should be hanged twice for the same offence. 

11. Another  story was William Tell, who shot an arrow through an apple while standing on his son's head!!

12. It was an age of great inventions and discoveries. Gutenberg invented removable text and the Bible. Another important invention was the circulation of blood. 

13.The greatest writer was William Shakespeare. He was born in the year 1564 supposedly on his birthday. 

14.The next great writer was John Milton. Milton wrote Paradise Lost. Then when his wife died he wrote paradise regained! 

15. Christopher was a great navigator who discovered, America while cursing about the Atlantic.

16. One of the caused of the Revolutionary War was the English put tacks in their tea. Also, the colonists would send their parcels thought the post without stamps.